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[via] Alright rappers, you are now officially on watch. There now exists Exousia, bottled water with 24-karat gold flakes in it, which sounds a bit like Goldschläger that doesn’t taste like ass. I expect to see this at all your tables, as well as a healthy number of mentions in your raps. It’s pronounced “ex-oo-see’-ah”, so I’ll get you started: see ya/wouldn’t wanna be ya you have no idea tortilla Korea Aaliyah onomatopoeia Went from eatin’ cheese in a tortilla to sippin’ Exousia

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Alright rappers, you are now officially on watch. There now exists Exousia, bottled water with 24-karat gold flakes in it, which sounds a bit like Goldschläger that doesn’t taste like ass.

I expect to see this at all your tables, as well as a healthy number of mentions in your raps. It’s pronounced “ex-oo-see’-ah”, so I’ll get you started:

  • see ya/wouldn’t wanna be ya
  • you have no idea
  • tortilla
  • Korea
  • Aaliyah
  • onomatopoeia

Went from eatin’ cheese in a tortilla to sippin’ Exousia

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